MOOSE!

Dear Blog,

I forgot to tell you about Moose! He is my dog...well, my mom's dog. He's a great guy and a lot of fun to be around. I think you will like him a lot, but today would be a bad day to meet him. Today, Moose has what I like to call "stinky dog farts." When Moose has stinky dog farts he tends to sit in your lap and make funny (not the haha kind) smells. You rarely hear anything. The smell is usually the first warning. If ever he does make a noise, he likes to investigate. I like Moose, but boy is he stinky today!

Sincerely,
Evan