Detective Squirrel

Dear Blog,

I like squirrels. I found a picture of a squirrel in clothes (see "About Me"). The superior intelligence and motor skills required to put on these clothes and the style of dress this squirrel has chosen lead me to believe that this is the Dick Tracy of squirrels. I'd love to meet him or the squirrel who fashioned his clothing some day.

I've told the squirrels around here that I am trying to find him. It seems they are trying to tell me where he is head quartered, but will only do it through a series of clues. I must continue to examine and investigate their actions. The only way to find Detective Squirrel is to become Detective Squirrel.

Sincerely,
Evan

ps. It seems Taylor Squirrel makes military uniforms also


pps. I wonder if he would make a detective outfit for Moose

Oh Noes Moose!

Dear Blog,

I feel the need to apologize; earlier today, I made light of Moose's stinky dog farts. It turns out that Moose actually had a very serious case of doggy diarrhea, which is like human diarrhea but slightly cuter and a lot less predictable. I was worried Moose wouldn't forgive me for poking fun when he was seriously ill, but he is acting like nothing ever happened - I told you he is a great guy!

I've had a very exciting first day with you. I hope you have a great night!

Sincerely,
Evan

MOOSE!

Dear Blog,

I forgot to tell you about Moose! He is my dog...well, my mom's dog. He's a great guy and a lot of fun to be around. I think you will like him a lot, but today would be a bad day to meet him. Today, Moose has what I like to call "stinky dog farts." When Moose has stinky dog farts he tends to sit in your lap and make funny (not the haha kind) smells. You rarely hear anything. The smell is usually the first warning. If ever he does make a noise, he likes to investigate. I like Moose, but boy is he stinky today!

Sincerely,
Evan

Hi there!

Dear Blog,

I'm glad that we are finally getting to meet. I have so many wonderful things to share with you. The world is a very happening place. I'll write again shortly!

Sincerely,
Evan